'Not-Game' pork pies...without meat!!!

Shocking, where is the meat?!

Mummy and Daddy have been developing their vegetarian wedding offering over the last two days and I can't deny they look and smell amazing, but where's the meat?!? These lentil things just don't do it for me at all. There's not even any cheese in the things. Disgraceful!

I want th to practice the venison for me, now that's the way to eat...